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You know you can put a pizza on a bagel and then you can have pizza anytime.

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It’s great remembering this instead of half the Founders.

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I'm still on season 1 of The Boys (BluRay) because one person in the household is way too young for it, the other has no interest, and I'm the only one without unwitnessed time to myself.

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That’s an irritating hand. Though at least it’s a fascinating show to hear snippets of secondhand. It must sound like an UrbanDictionary event comic.

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I need to know how many of the Confederate Alphabet Man's books you own. I need to know how braced I need to be for future e-mail deliveries.

(Don't be a pussy. Buy the frozen pizza. There will be time for regret in hell.)

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Good news: that’s my last Pittman book. Bad news: that’s not my last greycoat kid’s book. This is a genre. Maybe even a scene.

Don’t worry, I wrote that with a pizza hangover.

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I canceled Prime just in time for Season Four of The Boys and I started reading the news again just in time for politics to reach a new nadir. #2024

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It’s nice to know you’re outperforming the leadership.

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I wanted to be a firefighter but failed writer is good, too. I guess.

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