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"Do you wanna live forever?" is the only pertinent question when considering romantic entanglements.

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That’s why I only take romantic advice from stuntmen.

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And the answer has to be: "Yes, and I'm willing to kill to achieve it"

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My lich-only dating app is going to make bank.

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If I work fast I can land a new man in time to dump him on Easter!

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