Today’s Fortune: Patience pays off. Long after you needed it.
"Do you wanna live forever?" is the only pertinent question when considering romantic entanglements.
That’s why I only take romantic advice from stuntmen.
And the answer has to be: "Yes, and I'm willing to kill to achieve it"
My lich-only dating app is going to make bank.
If I work fast I can land a new man in time to dump him on Easter!
"Do you wanna live forever?" is the only pertinent question when considering romantic entanglements.
That’s why I only take romantic advice from stuntmen.
And the answer has to be: "Yes, and I'm willing to kill to achieve it"
My lich-only dating app is going to make bank.
If I work fast I can land a new man in time to dump him on Easter!