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Dennard, long time reader, long time caller. Recently, I've found myself become obsessed with Baldur's Gate 3, to the detriment of my work and personal life. However, in the context of the game, I am wealthy, popular, and extraordinarily sexually prolific. Is there any downside to me deciding to live in this videogame realm for eternity? Please advise.

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The problem’s the hardware: they forgot the feeding tube part of the Matrix. Honestly unforgivable on a design level. Hold out for an update and apology from the developers.

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Option 6: attempt to repair my faulty cognitive-emotional settings using said faulty hardware/software.

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Sounds more worthwhile. You'd think we'd come with a manual.

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Did you reach out to Nikki Haley for a blurb yet? I'm happy to ghost-write one for her.

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An alternative blurb! I like the way you think.

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