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My birthday's zero newsletters away, and more war bond ads are better than anything my kids will get me.

Re: the Harder Question: Facebook, but only if we can do it in 2004. There was still hope then.

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Happy birthday zero hour! Remember to save that kernel of resentment for their teen years. You can be the antagonist of their personal coming of age film.

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It's the only reason I keep going.

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Sep 5Liked by Dennard Dayle

It’s Weeaboo Hell! ♥️

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Today is definitely a holiday for me.

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It’s got to be Facebook; I stopped wanting it as soon as I could have it, so like the early 2000’s. And since we are doing magical thinking, I also want back the days on Earth that I have spent listening to adults sharing anecdotes about Facebook, especially in work meetings that could have been emails if they hadn’t needed to get together and gossip about Facebook.

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Oh yeah: happy birthday

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We have a bit to go! I need to savor this last week of graphic tees.

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I may have vastly overestimated the difficulty of the first "Harder Question."

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At the next meeting I will ask the Facebook people the Harder Question as an icebreaker, then report my findings here.

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Since everyone is time travelling to eliminate websites, shouldn't it be MySpace, precursor to Facebook? Can we murder search engines, too? Ask Jeeves is asking for it. Pretty sure he sired Google out of weblock.

That was terrible. I'm so sorry. 😂

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