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Where is this oreilly farm and what sort of animals do they have there? Mongeese and ferrets I think. Minks that refuse to get vaccinated. Giant baboons that write more books about Lincoln. More books about Lincoln! At last !

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My understanding is that it’s upstate, with a nice family, where they have plenty of room to play, and are definitely not turned to glue.

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in what other state do they say "upstate" like everyone knows what you mean? not massachusetts. not north dakota. not even california. i think it's just the empire state.

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said by someone born in new york, who lived in new york, who got out of new york. it's possible. really. i'm serious. you can leave there anytime you like. it happens. no shit.

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Yeah, do not be on a diet on vacation. Pause it until after. Life is too short.

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It remains one of my greatest sins.

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"Why did I get a Twitter clone before buttons to center and underline text?"

This is the ultimate question.

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At this point, I think it's a targeted prank.

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Khan, Genghis: The heel alter ego of Temüjin, which he took a little too seriously, and used to justify killing his brother, uniting his fractious peoples, and conquering the known world.

I know the news will be fantastic. If for some reason it's not, channel your rage, and dispatch your enemies with extreme prejudice.

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Excellent. A noble entry to the arena.

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It's unlikely to be a winning volley, but it made me happy.

Also, this post is chock full of incredible stuff. Check out the Incel Civil War for inspiration:

https://www.garbageday.email/p/heres-will-smith-eating-spaghetti

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My inner gambler says it’ll be good. If not, I’ll enjoy some old-fashioned panic.

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Grammarian in my brain says this should have said “were more attractive”

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Smashing a glass-framed painting over your lover's head is the new sensual massage.

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My life for but a glimpse into Breen's inbox.

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Khan, Genghis: The name after Khan, Chaka in the “Encyclopedia of Names That Could Bring Terror or Joy, Depending on the Situation vol. 3”

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