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“I’m not buying drugs from someone more stressed than me.” This works on so many levels.

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It feels like a rule worth sticking to.

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"The trouble is seldom the wound itself, but my gnashing of teeth under any deviation from The Plan."

Yup yup yup.

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The support group meets Tuesdays.

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I'll be there.

I assume it's BYO wound?

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I have to include a write-in vote for the UCB's Thunderball.

I'd be a lot more into watching competitive sports if there was a 'gun circle' in the center of the field containing a loaded handgun that all players were absolutely forbidden from using.

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That’s excellent. And don’t worry, reality TV’s throwing the mass media Overton window a little wider every year.

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here's my personal contribution to the SF6 dillema:

I did the five boro tour when I was 11 or 12, (without the training wheels)

but i cant't play a fighting game better than a lab chimp

make of that what you will

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Min/maxing pops up in real life too.

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The whole time I was reading your Punisher riff I was fuming inside about the latest run, waiting for you to dunk on it, then you swerved me with this whole "fun" concept. Fun? FUN?! Who has time for such nonsense?

But you're absolutely right. We should all try fun more often.

That Czarface song has a killer, killer beat. 7L is a very underrated producer. Their 2021 album "Super What" is awesome, too. R.I.P. MF DOOM.

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Fun’s great. I think it should be in multi-vitamins, but the FDA is very square about it.

Super What is such a trip! I love that thing, it was my gateway into the entire project. Stumbling in this late makes me feel like my musical brain hasn’t calcified.

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Congratulations, itssam! And yeee, thank you, Dennard!

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A double champ! Without MacGregor’s arrest record! Which is nearly a triple champ.

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Well played, and well earned!

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The warrior’s spirit is strong in thee.

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Thank you!

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Excuse me but podracing is the best fictional sport. I always thought F1 would stop being so boring if only they let teams put jet engines on the cars

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Excellent reform. I think we can even take the jet engine movement beyond cars. It’s time to give Pickleball some oomph.

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How much does a mental ankle monitor cost? Any on sale?

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