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Catfish: the most shocking upset in Notre Dame's storied college football history.

Re: How many of the people I walk past, high-five, smile at, glare at, ignore, lampoon, praise, hit on, or stand beside every day are completely over the edge? -- The answer is all the people. All of them.

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Everyone...I’d compare this to The Matrix’s pharma riff, but that imagery’s been pretty thoroughly hijacked.

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That is a fantastic restaurant diss. Could also be a diss for the flatulent.

That's a deep thinker on the "who around me is high-functioning but out of their gourd?" Just judging by feedback in a public speaking class I took, I can imitate an actual android while having a panic attack so yeah...

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Ah, public speaking classes. They feel like community service for future crimes.

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Dio. The grandad of D&D rock.

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Physically impossible not to love.

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Catfish: A prolific species of bottom feeder indigenous to Wi-Fi hotspots and hotel business centers.

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Rock on. May the odds be ever in your favor.

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“Don’t fret now, it makes you look like a procrastinator.” Lol!

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Gotta keep panic current.

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Catfish: When you unwittingly outsource your imaginary lover's role to your spam folder.

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Nice. Welcome to the Kumite.

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