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Happy birthday week! 31 is the new 25, so keep doing those crazy skateboard tricks, but remember 31 is also 31, so make sure you stretch and strength train.

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Thank you! I’ll always miss the Golden Age, when stretching was a weird dance older people did before anything cool.

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Enjoyed your "New Rule," also "The Nazi and the Barber," though "enjoyed" may not be the ideal word for that last. If you could send me an address I'll send you cash for my upgrade, otherwise my wife will divorce me if I take out one more subscription.

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Glad you enjoyed the piece! And that I didn’t destroy your marriage. I hear those are hard to come by.

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That Mark Millar demolition lives in my head rent-free. I read it again yesterday because I'm going to drop it as an easter egg into my post this Friday. Said post will likely get me canceled, which is fine, because then I can be on Bill Maher's panel. Long live the monarchy.

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It was a joy to write, I’m glad it resonated. I look forward to your new career yelling “triggered” across America’s least fun table.

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