How 2 Rite Gud - Preface

Steal my secrets.

I’m an adjunct, which looks like a professor in passing. Specifically, a creative writing adjunct. As a gift to paid supporters of my antics, I’m releasing How 2 Rite Gud, a standalone spin on some of my presentations and rants. Even if you’re not interested in writing, you can glean many of my fascinating opinions on creativity, publishing, and their occasional overlap.

For everyone else: tomorrow my hideous and long-requested attempt at a Modern Love essay comes out for free. If my career and psyche survive that, I’ll finally be invincible. It might even kick off my bid for the presidency. Even if my reputation dies, I’m under eighty and unaffiliated with Florida.

Whatever happens, here’s the preface for How 2 Rite Gud. Enjoy. Part two comes in next Monday. Have an excellent week, and stay sane.