Extra Evil - If You Have a Body
Today's Fortune: Past you has a surprise.
Newsreel
Gazans still refuse to bombproof their kids.
Labubu dolls outsold bread.
We threatened ourselves with more tariffs.
A judge ruled that ICE can't yadda yadda.
"Alleged" hit harder than "twice-convicted."
Dodo's thrived until us.
You Need This
I'll dust this one off once my class wraps up.
A Photo
War Journal
Cameoing in academia again. I've written about it at length before, but I'll always chuckle on the Columbia commute. How many other trains have a song about how much it sucks? A popular, critically acclaimed one? Imagine "The Amtrak to Concord Sucks Bad" making waves.
An idea folder is a better investment in yourself than sobriety, fitness, or solvency. Trust me, I've been on both sides of all four.
Time's underrated. A marriage speedrun goes from a dealbreaker to a conversation starter. I might start leading with it.
I'm struck by a bro-pattern. During each cut you (100% me, I just like the royal you) fantasize about the exotic food you'll inhale later. When it's over you (me, Dennard Dayle) laze out and just eat more of what you had on the cut. Baffling. I should find a Burger King on principle.
Nothing makes me feel more like a hipster than the list chatter. I've spent my adult life knowing Don's a low-A tier sex criminal. Now some rich kid stitches together a clickbait Top Ten List, and it's the hot new thing? Posers.
Thank God. Whatever works.
A Screenshot
The Present
- I really, really hope I've arrived. [How to Dodge a Cannonball]
- Down, down, down the witch hole. [1900HOTDOG]
- Alex taught me that I don't know much. [Secretly Incredibly Fascinating.]
- I'll never stop being proud of opening this book with "Annotations." Or stop feeling like an idiot. [My Previous Book]
The Past
The Future
Found two Exclusive Evil-worthy shorts in the corner. I'll pitch one or both later this week.
Dead Sun Theory
FancyShark kept his prompt beautifully simple.
"Landmines."
Let's jump in.
Campaign A
Campaign B
A or B?
Not Brought to You By
God, it's 7 AM. I should just skip this section this round. No one would judge me.
Once more unto the breach.
What's creativity? An idea. Three roads lead there: brilliance, balls, or theft. This isn't brilliant, and I can't prove it's stolen.
But the balls are moon-sized. This is how you get a room with a view in hell.
Creativity: A- | Persuasion: B- | Sanity: F
One Sentence Reviews
Clipse - Let God Sort Em Out: Sometimes hype works out. (4/5)
Workplace Spells: A true quarter-effort. (1.5/5)
Beef (Final Third, Rewatch): Stronger than I remember. (5/5)
Sifu (Pacifist Run Attempt): I HATE THIS PERFECT GAME SO MUCH. (5/God Damn It)
A Question
Signing off
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