Extra Evil - The Gentleman's Wednesday

Today's Fortune: Lateness makes punctuality special.

Extra Evil - Tense Present

Today's Fortune: You have a duel in four weeks.

Exclusive Evil - You Didn’t Reply to My Babylon Bee Link

Keeping in touch.

Extra Evil - What the What

Today's Fortune: You have a duel in four weeks.

Exclusive Evil - Sanitation Gets Based

More relatable garbage.

Extra Evil - The Dim Ages

Today's Fortune: Scam yourself into confidence.

Exclusive Evil - Dayle's Charge

It's the best possible time.

Extra Evil - Boot Cleaning Service

Today's Fortune: You’re in a stable time loop.

Expensive Evil - Infinite Weddings

Five of them, really.

Extra Evil - The Dayle Peace Prize

Today's Fortune: Get good at burning effigies.

Extra Evil - The Statue of Compliance

Today's Fortune: Don't bother hiding the hood.

Extra Evil - Titanic Dance Party

Today's Fortune: Tip your fortune teller.