Extra Evil - Boot Cleaning Service

Today's Fortune: You’re in a stable time loop.

Expensive Evil - Infinite Weddings

Five of them, really.

Extra Evil - The Dayle Peace Prize

Today's Fortune: Get good at burning effigies.

Extra Evil - The Statue of Compliance

Today's Fortune: Don't bother hiding the hood.

Extra Evil - Titanic Dance Party

Today's Fortune: Tip your fortune teller.

Exclusive Evil - More Sci-Fi Warnings to Ignore

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Extra Evil - Starting Gun

Today's Fortune: Tip your fortune teller.

Extra Evil - Holiday Special

Today's Fortune: Avoid leaving anything nice on the tracks.

Extra Evil - Authentically Inauthentic

Today's Fortune: You should get a cat.

Extra Evil - Manhattan Projection

Today's Fortune: Why wait until spring to riot?

Extra Evil - Alternative Divination

Today's Fortune: You can't betray values you don't have.

Extra Evil - Metaphysical Therapy

Today's Fortune: Flee the building and never return.