Extra Evil - A Long Series of Stupid Events

Today's Fortune: Yesterday is your time.

Extra Evil - Like They Do In The Future

Today's Fortune: Hide the records.

Extra Evil - Crash Course

Today's Fortune: It's not speeding if you're in reverse.

Exclusive Evil - Kid Rock's 25 Tips for Badasses

The boogie.

Extra Evil - April Fool's Decade

Today's Fortune: Exhale.

Extra Evil - The Tiny Satan

Today's Fortune: Exhale.

Extra Evil - Sober Hangover

Today's Fortune: Exhale.

Extra Evil - Pregaming the Meteor

Today's Fortune: Switch with the decoy.

Extra Evil - Nervine for Breakfast

Today's Fortune: Good gamblers don't trust luck.

Extra Evil - Hegseth's Car

Today's Fortune: Don't find your people. They share your faults.

Extra Evil - Handstand-Walking Off The Edge

Today's Fortune: Forgetting email tags is the path of kings.

Extra Evil - Dry Cold American Bummer

Today's Fortune: Lateness makes punctuality special.