Extra Evil - A Long Series of Stupid Events

Today's Fortune: Yesterday is your time.

Extra Evil - Like They Do In The Future

Today's Fortune: Hide the records.

Extra Evil - Crash Course

Today's Fortune: It's not speeding if you're in reverse.

Exclusive Evil - Kid Rock's 25 Tips for Badasses

The boogie.

Extra Evil - April Fool's Decade

Today's Fortune: Exhale.

Extra Evil - The Tiny Satan

Today's Fortune: Exhale.

Extra Evil - Sober Hangover

Today's Fortune: Exhale.

Extra Evil - Pregaming the Meteor

Today's Fortune: Switch with the decoy.

Extra Evil - Nervine for Breakfast

Today's Fortune: Good gamblers don't trust luck.

Extra Evil - Hegseth's Car

Today's Fortune: Don't find your people. They share your faults.

Extra Evil - Handstand-Walking Off The Edge

Today's Fortune: Forgetting email tags is the path of kings.

Extra Evil - Dry Cold American Bummer

Today's Fortune: Lateness makes punctuality special.

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Extra Evil - The Gentleman's Wednesday

Today's Fortune: Lateness makes punctuality special.

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Extra Evil - Tense Present

Today's Fortune: You have a duel in four weeks.

Exclusive Evil

Exclusive Evil - You Didn’t Reply to My Babylon Bee Link

Keeping in touch.

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Extra Evil - What the What

Today's Fortune: You have a duel in four weeks.

Exclusive Evil

Exclusive Evil - Sanitation Gets Based

More relatable garbage.

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Extra Evil - The Dim Ages

Today's Fortune: Scam yourself into confidence.

Exclusive Evil - Dayle's Charge

It's the best possible time.

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Extra Evil - Boot Cleaning Service

Today's Fortune: You’re in a stable time loop.

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Expensive Evil - Infinite Weddings

Five of them, really.

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Extra Evil - The Dayle Peace Prize

Today's Fortune: Get good at burning effigies.

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Extra Evil - The Statue of Compliance

Today's Fortune: Don't bother hiding the hood.

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Extra Evil - Titanic Dance Party

Today's Fortune: Tip your fortune teller.