Extra Evil

Extra Evil - Boxes.01

Be Evil.

Omens

Undecided voters released demands to a negotiator.

Nathan Fielder re-re-entered history.

Indonesian wildfires can almost walk.

Zelensky considered doing it.

Alberta left this section.

There's nowhere to pitch a movie about monopolies.

Mirage

Announcements

My inner toddler's into the ice cream diet. I'm not sure how to tell him I'll be a full pretty human again soon. But "ice cream powered clown" is pretty much that kid's dream for the future.

It's time to put life in boxes! Better writers get a lot of emotional torque out of that process, but I'm a bit inured to it. Brooklyn landlords and all that. I've moved more times than I've been to The Met, and I think the armor collection is great. There's something amusing about bits of culture swiped from fellow imperialists.

Little human tendencies are popping up. Important things in soft bags. Sentimental things in small boxes. Things I should sell in big boxes. Things from bygone jobs and partners in the metal box outside. There must be some kind of alignment grid out there for box selection.

I'm proud of the books, which may push this into a two-trip venture. I think you could recreate me pretty easily by skimming the pile and playing Ninja Gaiden 2 twice. The rest is just details and black dementia.

Trump ads would get you burned during the Reformation.

One of life's little gifts is that different types of strain genuinely feel different. I definitely don't have the gas to conduct two moves, write two columns, or replace two sets of teeth. But slotted into different columns of effort, I'm muddling along.

Over in Hotdogland, I reviewed Run Hide Fight. The first one, which probably demands I hit the second by divine law. Watching the first, I couldn't help but be struck by how easy it is to be convinced you're doing the right thing. That while building a shrine to madness, you're often convinced you're saving the world.

Luckily, I don't have to apply any introspection there. I'm trying to build a shrine to madness.

Entertainment

More Gurren Lagann: My second-best parent. (5/5)

The Wizards: Fun subject, but far too interested in being flashier than a history book. (2/5)

Little Witch Academia: Shiny enough for my subtitle-free experiment. (3/5)

Casino

Absorb the wisdom of a local madman.

Learn what happens when The Daily Wire gets a camera.

Embrace immature laughter in mature forms.

Maintain perspective on shortcomings.

Nonsponsor

Yes.

Do it.

Do it now.

Replace your company's legal team with AI. Do it twice. The fallout from this is going to be magical.

What do I think of the campaign? Who cares? You have Fortune 500 lawyers to replace with AI. Why are you reading instead of doing it? Why are you reading at all? Don't you have breathing to optimize?

Don't worry, if I'm wrong you can sue me with your AI lawyers. It'll go swimmingly.

Creativity: A+ | Persuasion: S | Sanity: Undeniable

Okay, I'm done. As a campaign it's boring. Too many AI one-offs have taken the tack of burying a traditional annoyance. You're better off exploring another benefit/tone.

Creativity: D | Persuasion: C | Sanity: Lol