Extra Evil - Dusk.01
Be Evil.
Omens
The House ran a warm-up impeachment.
The GOP faced a Jared-level brand problem.
The CCP couldn't censor an excavator.
Elon prayed for a spy.
The Bronx School of Hip Hop updated High School Musical.
Private jets pulled into the climate conference.
Mirage
Research for the column. No, really.
Announcements
A pitch for the Hague: let Pete walk if he doubles his squat weight. You could wheel him out of court.
Given the general anarchy around the move, I considered skipping this week. But the newsletter's marched through elections, plagues, and surprise root canals. I can type next to some boxes.
To anyone else with my unique social grace, a quick tip: most allies would rather see you with zombie teeth than not see you. Forge a Dr. Doom mask and move forward.
I've learned how many Home Depot crates my life fills.
How should I apply that data? I suspect it has higher meaning. At the very least, it could form the foundation of a divination system. Odd numbers are clean, while even denotes sin. Large numbers imply peaceful past lives, while small ones waged war beside Genghis. It writes itself.
Feudal war crimes aside, I should get that number down. No one needs a third skate setup. Or a second, but that's with the forgivable margin of error.
Granted, there are infinite spins on Three Kingdoms. But have we considered Zhou Yu's No-Good, Very Bad, Awful Day? Think high-romance Veep. I have a pilot ready.
Entertainment
White Castle Recipes: The stomach deserves better. (1/5)
A Handbook of Japanese Adjectives and Adverbs: The romaji row remains distracting, the rest remains slick. (3.5/5)
Gurren Lagann (Home Stretch): Row row you know the rest. (5/5)
Casino
Nonsponsor
Here's a bunt.
The idea? Old as Earth. And a snug fit for Feeld's place in it. The universe likes forcing puns, because this is as conservative as smart ads get. Whether you're The Boys or a semi-functional hookup app, you can get on base by letting reactionaries do the heavy lifting for you.
Creativity: D | Persuasion: C+ | Sanity: B+
Gasleak
Contents may vary.
This took off on election night:
If you know how to turn that into value without punching security guards on Kick, let me know.
(I plugged the book, I'm not completely unarmed.)
Postcard
Be Evil.
