Extra Evil - Extra Paranoid

Today's Fortune: Oops.

Extra Evil - Body Storage

Today's Fortune: Save unsolicited advice for your pets.

Exclusive Evil - Shen Yun 2K25

I don't know why I'm like this.

Exclusive Evil - The Future of My Human Flesh Reviews

A bold new flavor.

Extra Evil - Introducing

Today's Fortune: You're a finalist for chosen one.

Extra Evil - Half-Fledged

Today's Fortune: Meddlesome priests are best discussed offline.

Extra Evil - Buzzing and Itching

Today's Fortune: Trade your phone for nothing.

Exclusive Evil - Flooding the Phone

As above.

Extra Evil - Rain Nor Sleet Nor U-Haul

Today's Fortune: Brace for the plague of frogs.

Extra Evil - Guantanamo Timeshare

Today's Fortune: Just five more minutes.

Extra Evil - Ghosted

Today's Fortune: Whitelist hilarious risk-takers.

Exclusive Evil - Why I’m Suing This Child

Substack died. Terrible accident. Whitelist this to pay respects. My domain’s still extra-evil.com, so some readers won’t even notice. Forgive the double tap Wednesday when I announce the change. And assorted errors/leftover SubSpam during the transfer. More important: jokes. This short confused sane outlets, so it’