Extra Evil - Scooting Along

Today's Fortune: Waste your wiretap's time.

Extra Sensory Evil - The Largest Medium Contest

There can be only one. Well, ten. You've got a good shot.

Extra Evil - Early Edition

Today's Fortune: Waste your wiretap's time.

Extra Evil - In Time

Today's Fortune: Call Roko's Basilisk a punk.

Extra Evil - Colonel Satisfy

Today's Fortune: There's no pope, sin away.

Extra Evil - Alignment Test

Today's Fortune: You'll always have Pompeii.

What It Means

On the last two years. And that book.

Extra Evil - The Hypnotic Wheel

Today's Fortune: Tell your reflection to chill.

Extra Evil - Extra Paranoid

Today's Fortune: Oops.

Extra Evil - Body Storage

Today's Fortune: Save unsolicited advice for your pets.

Exclusive Evil - Shen Yun 2K25

I don't know why I'm like this.

Exclusive Evil - The Future of My Human Flesh Reviews

A bold new flavor.