Extra Evil - Holiday Special
Today's Fortune: Avoid leaving anything nice on the tracks.
Today's Fortune: Avoid leaving anything nice on the tracks.
Today's Fortune: You should get a cat.
Today's Fortune: Why wait until spring to riot?
Today's Fortune: You can't betray values you don't have.
Today's Fortune: Flee the building and never return.
Today's Fortune: You've driven the gods mad.
Today's Fortune: The other gamblers don't know what they're doing.
I'm speaking at SUNY Albany Tuesday! Also, an article.
Today's Fortune: Save sexual harassment for retirement.
Today's Fortune: It can get weirder.
Today's Fortune: Embrace the zen of the roundabout.
Today's Fortune: Minimize dread, maximize paranoia.
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Today's Fortune: Find a new artist to stalk every week.
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Today's Fortune: Insoles are neck-and-neck with love.
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Happy Dennard Day.
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When the moon is full, I appear elsewhere. I pitched these two shorts with ambulance-chasing speed. No dice. The jokes expire in ten minutes, so I'm sending them now, together. I'll push the Q&A to Monday to reduce my inbox footprint. Sidebar: I'
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Today's Fortune: Either hold or fold, they chase runners.
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Today's Fortune: You can just skim the room.
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Today's Fortune: Don't forget your own running gag.
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Today's Fortune: It's not over until last week.
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The balance needs more bonus humor articles. I'll do my part here. If you like it, spread your joy. If you don't, give your misery company. A harem-bound lord cuts through the war room. There, his retainer broods. The lord tries to tip-toe across the map
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Today's Fortune: It's not over until last week.
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You need a bonus article. I see it in your eyes. If you enjoy it, spread the wealth. If you hate it, spread the poison. Thanks, as always, for the support. Good morning! I fried some eggs. Do you like them fried? I couldn’t sleep, so my memory’s
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Today's Fortune: Now, quickly! While they're distracted!