Extra Evil

Extra Evil - Sindy.01

Be Evil.

Omens

US allies reconsidered the label.

Modi suggested putting greed before wrath.

An immense landslide inspired bold, radical nothing.

Caligula's horse doesn't have paperwork.

Removing borrowing limits may lead to long-term don't worry about it.

Meta limited teen usage to a single dimension.

Mirage

Announcements

I'm playing everyone's favorite game show: sell, store, or donate? As a writer, I thought it'd spark an avalanche of flashbacks and reflections. It's mostly sparked irritation. I live in a box in Brooklyn, this whole process should take an hour, tops. But there's some prime Dr. Who physics at work.

For one: why do I own three pairs of nunchucks? I have two hands. Was I watching a lot of One Piece at the time? I can hear my dentist crying from here.

Freedom 250 is the limpest nostalgia act since Chinese Democracy.

September! My documents say I was born sometime around now, and I don't question them. Around here I've done a Q&A the last few years, and I might keep that going. Maybe. Perhaps. If I suddenly develop a taste for attention, which doesn't sound like me at all. Drop questions below.

I've been writing by Columbia lately. Walling off the campus like one big, blue, preppy fortress has one major advantage:

I'm a little too fond of fakeout gags like that. It's leaked into the 1900HOTDOG stuff again, and a key chapter in my current fiction tilt.

Why? As a down-on-his luck teen loner, I was bitten by a non-radioactive spider. Weeks of staring at that swollen hand, waiting for sweet superpowers to emerge. Nothing. It's a cold, cold, hilarious world.

Note to the well-adjusted: I wasn't bitten by anything, at any point. Save your sympathy for the post-bubble economy.

Entertainment

More Gospel Aerobics.

Rnewelf: Scams are getting weaker. (0/5)

Scrivener: My word processing before now has been a lie. (Enlightenment/5)

Bunpro: Starts to feel like learning history with a graphing calculator. (3/5)

Wanikani: I am now one with the pain. (Agony/Glory)

Casino

Ducking artillery is easier that it sounds.

I discuss a card game that isn't.

Last year's birthday ritual.

Nonsponsor

Ready for your advertising debut? Meet Rasta Sindy!

While the ad's in Swedish, it's a British doll line. It doesn't matter that the ad's in Swedish, because this product is doomed. Rasta Sindy is less insensitive and more diplomatic sabotage. There's no headline that would drag this across the finish line.

At least, that was my first thought.

Here's the game: you're an aspiring Don/Peggy/etc. This hits your inbox. The imagery is set. It's these three dolls, dressed the way they are. But you, a human seeking to live a fruitful, fulfilling career, are in charge of the words. You can change/add/remove the headline, subhead, and body copy.

What do you put?

Creativity: Up to you | Persuasion: In your hands | Sanity: Nah Dog