Exclusive Evil - Meet CodePendants
Your Artificial Family.
If you overpay to live in Brooklyn, you may have seen this:

Forgive the "wet dog" look: that photo's seconds after the poster went up. The future couldn't wait. CodePendants replace your stale, low-efficiency family with Large Love Models. You're welcome.
You love Ceres.

You love Pluto.

You love Eris.

You love Loki.

You love Medea.

You love Cerberus.

As for your AI father? Absent.
There's are dozens more stupid images on the CodePendants website. Enjoy a new frontier in sanity.