I promised to take time off, and lied. People do it often! Even your loved ones. It’s cold out there.
In my defense, the idea only works now. I made some Christmas cards. Riffing on everyone’s favorite Hobby Lobby-sponsored ads, He Gets Us.
They come full-sized:
And party-sized:
Here’s a few shots in the wild:
Finally, I asset-flipped it all into this website.
If you’re in NYC, you might find one. Unless they’re a hot item. Or destroyed en-masse. Or I get arrested again.
Most likely arrested. So it goes. Thanks for reading.
Don’t get arrested again! One New Yorker byline on that topic is enough. My best legal advice: get away with it and write a piece for the New Yorker about your outlaw ways.
This could be your magnum opus!