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Special thanks to Leo Gallagher and Talia Light Rake for reaching out to make this. I hope you enjoy it.
Per usual, here's some deranged promotional material:
And some very real quotes.
Today's Fortune: Insoles are neck-and-neck with love.
Happy Dennard Day.
When the moon is full, I appear elsewhere. I pitched these two shorts with ambulance-chasing speed. No dice. The jokes expire in ten minutes, so I'm sending them now, together. I'll push the Q&A to Monday to reduce my inbox footprint. Sidebar: I'
Today's Fortune: Either hold or fold, they chase runners.