Dennard Dayle

Extra Evil

Extra Evil - The Night Before Substack

Today’s Fortune: Your beliefs are the sole objective truth.

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Leaked Babylon Bee Headlines [Exclusive Evil]

And the Lord said, let there be bait.

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I’ll Fix SubStack’s PR for a Wheelbarrow Full of Money

Unmarked bills.

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Extra Evil: Smoking Rewards Program

Today’s Fortune: Eat more green food coloring.

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Extra Evil: Easy Answers

Today’s Fortune: Reading the future leads to dire tragedy.

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Extra Evil - Delirium Edition

Today’s Fortune: Why leave for tomorrow what you can obsess over today?

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Extra Evil: Written at 4 AM

Today’s Fortune: Don't drink alone. Enjoy your bleach with friends.

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Extra Evil – Tell Your Friends

Today’s Fortune: Saint Peter takes bribes. Go back to sinning.

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Extra Evil: La Vie en Poser

Today’s Fortune: Love can heal anything, except what comes next.

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Extra Evil – Lightning Round

Today’s Fortune: One hop this time. Right foot two stomps. Left foot two stomps.

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Extra Evil – Nuke-Proof Shed

Today’s Fortune: Happiness is hiding in the bottle.

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Extra Evil – No Personal Growth Allowed

Today’s Fortune: Don’t post that.