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Extra Evil - Corinthian Pillars

Today’s Fortune: Keep a photo of the office nearby, as inspiration when stuck with family.

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Saving Democracy with Body Pillows

The American Experiment's last hope.

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Extra Evil - Imperial Decline and You

Today’s Fortune: Inhale deeply before sticking your head in the sand.

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A Minor Note from Management

Sorry about that bomb. And that other bomb.

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Extra Evil - Old Horizons

Today’s Fortune: It’s always darkest before the flash fire.

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In Theory, How Would One Defect from a Troll Farm? [Exclusive Evil]

Thinking out loud.

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Extra Evil - The Night Before Substack

Today’s Fortune: Your beliefs are the sole objective truth.

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Leaked Babylon Bee Headlines [Exclusive Evil]

And the Lord said, let there be bait.

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I’ll Fix SubStack’s PR for a Wheelbarrow Full of Money

Unmarked bills.

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Extra Evil: Smoking Rewards Program

Today’s Fortune: Eat more green food coloring.

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Extra Evil: Easy Answers

Today’s Fortune: Reading the future leads to dire tragedy.

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Extra Evil - Delirium Edition

Today’s Fortune: Why leave for tomorrow what you can obsess over today?