Leaked Babylon Bee Headlines [Exclusive Evil]

And the Lord said, let there be bait.

After cracking the password “ChristIsKing777,” hackers leaked two weeks of planned Babylon Bee headlines. Owner Seth Dillon expressed indifference to the attack, stating “Comedy doesn’t need surprise. It just needs faith.” We’ve reprinted the leak with the Christian satire outlet’s blessing, in exchange for disavowing The Hard Times.

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