Extra Evil - Guantanamo Timeshare

Today's Fortune: Just five more minutes.

Extra Evil - Ghosted

Today's Fortune: Whitelist hilarious risk-takers.

Exclusive Evil - Why I’m Suing This Child

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Extra Evil - Magic Tricks

Today's Fortune: You've always loved the castle.

Exclusive Evil - My Friend Eric is Saved

The perfect Valentine's Day gift.

Extra Evil - The Titanic's Boat Hack

Today's Fortune: Your reinvention might be worse.

Extra Evil - 3 AM Visa Research

Today's Fortune: Diner refills are your friend.

Extra Evil - Feign Brilliance

Today's Fortune: Minimal.

Extra Evil - Late Nite Rush

Today's Fortune: They're not paying you enough to do that.

Extra Evil - Heavier Metal

Today's Fortune: It's not too late to start that cult.

Extra Evil - The Year of Mint Chip

Today's Fortune: Strap in.

Extra Evil - The Regift of the Magi

Today's Fortune: Get your favorite writer something nice.