Leaked Babylon Bee Headlines [Exclusive Evil]
And the Lord said, let there be bait.
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And the Lord said, let there be bait.
Today's Fortune: Whitelist hilarious risk-takers.
Substack died. Terrible accident. Whitelist this to pay respects. My domain’s still extra-evil.com, so some readers won’t even notice. Forgive the double tap Wednesday when I announce the change. And assorted errors/leftover SubSpam during the transfer. More important: jokes. This short confused sane outlets, so it’
Today's Fortune: You've always loved the castle.
The perfect Valentine's Day gift.